godlythor-elli:

theangelstakemysanity:

pretty-rage-machine:

froggyk:

petitekleptomania:

forgivemeannabelle:

confringo-:

starry-dawn:

angryarabrants:

vladtheimpala:

jensenapples:

vladtheimpala:

ouyangdan:

ladyfreakingchaos:

tinydragongina:

tyleroakley:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

Reblogging for the comments

this is the best chain of comments ever. period.

can I be a shareholder?

i swear some of us tumblr users would be the richest people in the world if we ever left our bedroom to tell people about our ideas

oh my god PLEASE AND THE TAMPON LIKE CASE THINGIES ARE MADE TO LOOK LIKE BULLETS!! PLEASE

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

he didn’t reblog this

perspicaciousbovril:

There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day

2olluxcaptormageofbutt2:

nostopdasgay:

On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)

A “female”:

A “male”:

Or even a lamp:

oh yes, especially a lamp.

WHY DO YOU LIVE IN MY ROOM

Hatake Kakashi’s photo album

wafflesforstephanie:

bringbacklianharper:

the-lron-butt:

babyminaj:

My favorite Oscar of the night

bitch please

make room for the Grammys

Tumblr was invented just for this pun.

I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.

neuroatypically-speaking:

shulamithbond:

deepredroom:

red3blog:

juicyjacqulyn:

effffffffffasinfat:

Sounds like someone has a case of “nice guy” syndrome :P

ugh…. gross…

misogynists masquerading as “nice guys”

nope and nope

Sooooo… is the message the Nice Guy™ photoshop wizard is trying to convey that “Good Guys” are an alien species that feels entitled to invade the women’s space for its own edification, while the “Asshole” is a companion species that offers a mutually beneficial relationship?

They may have accidentally had a moment of self-awareness.

Pretty sure the “good guy” also eats those fish, hence why they’re avoiding him. The “asshole” doesn’t eat those fish and is pretty gentle to them, hence why they feel safe enough to hold onto them. What a nice asshole.

I expected this post to be so bad

And it was so good

Accidental irony is so, so delicious.